A husband comes home unexpectedly, and at the last moment his cheating wife managed to decorate her lover as an antique statue in the living room.

"What's that?" asked the husband.

"Oh, that's an antique statue. I saw it at the neighbors so I decided we should get one as well. It's very popular," explained the wife.

The family went to bed but the husband woke up at night, made sandwiches, and coffee, and asked the statue, "Are you hungry?"

"Yes," said the "statue" reaching out his hand.

"There," said the husband. "I know it sucks to be hungry all night. When I was in your situation at the neighbors, nobody even thought of me!"

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