Miscommunication

Smiles | May 17, 2011, Tuesday // 21:41

Dylan is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and is giving him a big 'hello'.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although her face is vaguely familiar, Dylan can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children"

Dylan's mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,  'Blimey!' he says, 'Did we meet on Frank's stag do in Newport?  Dylan continued, 'When I got out of the police station and got back to the hotel room you had gone.'

No, 'she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

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