At the doctor's.
"Do you smoke?"
"Yes, about 20-30 cigarettes a day."
"Do you drink."
"Yes, about half a bottle of rakia daily."
"You're gonna need to stop smoking and drinking... Wait, where are you going? You have to pay me for the medical advice I gave you!"
"Ssorry, doc, I ain't gonna use it."
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