I WON THE LOTTTERY

Smiles | August 1, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00| Views: | Comments: 0
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A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery."

The husband says, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean or should I pack for the mountains?"

She says, "I don't care. Just get the hell out."
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