Anna Kournikova Insures Boobs for USD 2 M

Where is the Sofia Photo Agency when you need it most?!

When Novinite first posted the story, there wasn’t an accompanying image.

The image, which now accompanies the story is certainly a step in the right direction!

I can't think of a more inferior despicable female example than the bird Kournikova. An inferior Ruskie nigga of note with the most unbearable body odour and she plainly is not easy on the ocular wishing well at all, the grotesque bird!

c'mon Bloke, hundreds of British men to Russian looking for wives as they come to Bulgaria looking for wives...

how do you fancy 'Pool against Chelski?

Drogba is gonna be tough to stop

I am ENGLISH, son! Not British! My loyalty is to England and England alone! Not to Britain...

I have never put BRITISH as my nationality on any form. I put English! I care not for the fecken Union Jack. I wave the cross of St. George! I am looking forward to St. George's Day (April 23rd). It's a crime that St George's Day is not a Bank Holiday in England! Fecken political correctness!

Long live St. George's Cross! England 'til I die! England 'til I die! I know I am... I am sure I am.. I'm England 'til I die!

Anna K. is hardly Russian. She sounds more Yank than anything and anyway I don't do foreign birds. We English people can't stand smelly, hairy Continental devoid of elegance slappers! They are mostly poor uneducated badly-accented dross! The only non-English birds I would do are Yanks, Canadians, Caribbeans, Japanese, Koreans, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Brazilians, and Singaporeans. I wouldn't even do a Continental bird if you paid me a trillion quid. The thought just makes me sick! I mean German, French, Eye-tie birds, yuck! Spanish and Portugeezers - yuck, yuck, yuck!

As for the Champions League... I've already booked my accommodation for late May. I am driving to Athens in my mate's motorhome with seven other fellow Scousers. It'll be an all-Northwestern English final, oh yes... the way it should be... The 'Pool v the Mancs! Can't wait! Right beside Mt. Olympus! It'll be the best final ever! Long live the 'Pool! We'll win our sixth title there and we'll beat the Mancs in the final! The spirit of the Liverbird will shine in Athens yet again as it did back in 1984, son!

Stevie

Bloke, you must be NuLabor's worst nightmare!!

I'd say 75-85% English people agree with you, but are just too afraid to speak out

seems Enoch "Rivers of Blood" Powell might have been on to something!

SNP looking to win up north, is it bye bye Scotland?

For BG, a moderate (not Slobo style) nationalism is healthy, maybe campaigning fo reparations for Turkish occupation..or just saying f- it and becoming a normal developed EU country would be a good goal, where most people you meet in Sofia (well mostly taxi drivers) don't ask you for advice on how to leave the country

instead the'd like to stay,....Bloke I read www.housepricecrash.co.uk so many English wanna bail out why?

Uchak, Larrr...

I hope the Jocks secede, Larrr! Go, SNP, go! You know, I love Scotland and I go there quite often. I love the country and her people and they should become independent. They have their own Parliament, for feck's sake! They need to step on their own two feet and we shouldn't pay astronomical taxes for their benefit at all. Once, the SNP win and the Jocks secede our relationship will them will improve!

As for New Labour... feck 'em all! I am a Thatcherite Tory, Larrr! Bring the Iron Lady back! It's the twenty-fifth anniversary of the great Falklands conflict this year. My dad was there in the Royal Engineers regiment! I was only eleven at the time! Lady T.'s greatest move along with the Common Market rebate which 'Tone' 'Blairaq' is gladly handing back, bit by bit, to the foreigners! Twat!

Stevie

Uchak, Larr...

I have no respect for my fellow countrymen who choose to move to crappy devoid of culture Continental destinations. Those English people who choose Europe as their new place of residence are normally unintelligent, culturally-deprived mongs who are not even worth the spit on my boots. Who in their right mind wants to move to the most primitive, corrupt, dangerous, underdeveloped, and plain filthy region of the world, i.e. the EU! Yuck, yuck, yuck!

English people who move to Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Canada, the West Indies, the USA, and India are all sound as a pound. These are our fellow countrymen/women who have chosen to move to proper countries that are not thoroughly deprived of culture and sophistication like Nazi Europe most definitely is! There's life and sheer depth in those countries - none of that exists in fascist Europe!

Stevie

Well, I am sure she'll live through your lack of interest in her. It'll be hard, but she'll live.

WickedWitch,

I actually happen to think Maria Sharapova is an ace bird... and actually a half-decent tennis player as well.

I wouldn't shag Kournikova if you paid me a trillion quid - I might, however, consider doing the dirty on 'Shag-'er-ova' for that sort of dough, though.

The fact is, you are right... Kournikova will be distressed that she does not have great-granddad Stevie shagging her unreservedly but who said life was fair ;-) ;-)... As you quite correctly pointed out, the bird will get over it with a lil 'elp from Papa Enrique, bless 'im!

Blessed be, WickedWitch...
Stevie :-)

Well yeah, all-gloss and no talent gets real old real soon. Sharapova has the talent and presence to be sexy without being skankerific.

But then again, I know nothing about tennis so I could be wrong.

All I know is that I'll take Stephen Colbert before Brad Pitt any day.

how can you say that Wicked Witch? Colbert over Brad Pitt?

I mean yes Colbert an intersting funny guy but you know...what about in the sack?

That's like me saying I'd choose ex Bg foreign minister Nadka Mihaylova instead of chalga singer Preslava, intellectual stimulation is fine, but ya still need some animal attraction:)

MOst people are really shallow and looks really do matter so for kids is best to find the right balance of intelligence and looks, tough that

Uchak,

I don't think judging other people's sexuality by your own standards is a very smart thing to do. I might be insanely attracted to the cerebrally-gifted but I am still aware of the fact that some people find Paris Hilton or Fergie sexy. Raw animal attraction can only get you so far (although, from your viewpoint on women I might draw a hasty conclusion that you haven't had the opportunity to tire of someone yet).

I hate to break it to ya, but some people need context.