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Mobster on Holiday

Smiles | November 23, 2012, Friday // 14:06| Views: 946 | Comments: 0
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A Bulgarian mobster is planning a holiday trip. He goes to a travel agency and asks for offers for a nice voyage.

The lady says:

- We offer a special discount on safari trips.

The mobster asks:

- What is a safari?

She answers:

- You drive a jeep and shoot around.

All of a sudden the man gets furious:

- Hell no! I am not going to work in my days off!

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