Bulgaria Regains Ownership of Antiques Seized in Canada
Bulgaria's Minister of Foreign Affairs, Nikolay Mladenov, officially handed Tuesday to Deputy Culture Minister, Todor Chobanov, over 350 antique objects returned from Canada.
The objects – silver and bronze coins, jewelry and human figurines, dated from the Roman and Byzantine times, were seized by Canadian border authorities in 2008 and came back home due to the swift reaction of Canada and collaboration with Bulgarian institutions.
Mladenov expressed his deepest gratitude to all Canadian friends of Bulgaria for their partnership, which he says was the expression of the traditionally good relations between the two countries.
Canadian Ambassador, Philippe Beaulne, responsible for Bulgaria, Romania, Moldova and Cyprus, was also present at the official ceremony. He expressed his own satisfaction from the collaboration between Bulgaria and Canada and vowed his country would continue the fight against antiques' smuggling.
Todor Chobanov declared this was a "happy day for Bulgaria, marking another victory in the effort to preserve the country's historical heritage."
The ceremony was also attended by the Honorary Consul of Canada to Sofia, Ivo Prokopiev.
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Whenever you take the first letters of a phrase or title, you are bound two occasionally come up with some funny acronyms. Also, some acronyms stand for an amusing title or phrase. Here is a sampling of funny acronyms about cars:
•BUICK: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
•CHEVY: Can Hear Every Valve Yell, Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet
•DODGE: Drains Or Drops Grease Everywhere, Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
•FORD: Fix or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
•HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
•JEEP: Just Expect Every Problem
•MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along, My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
•TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
•VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
More Silly Acronyms
The next set of funny acronyms are alphabetized and cover many topics:
•ADD: Americans For Donald Duck
•ARMY: Ain't Really Marines Yet
•ART: Appealing Resultant Talent
•BADD: Bikers Against Dumb Drivers
•BEAVER: Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers
•BEE: Buzzing Energetic Extractor
•BITE: Beer In The Evening
•BOOK: Brainy Object Of Knowledge
•BRA: Bosom Regulating Accessory
•CAPER: Conspiracy Against Professors Evading Reality
•CAT: Crawl Attack Tactician
•DOG: Dutifully On Guard
•DUH: Don't Understand, Huh?
•GULP: Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed
•GUITAR: Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm
•NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself
•NOSE: Noble Outwardly Significant Extention
•PIANO: Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally
•STAIRS: Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures
The next group of acronyms is intriguing. They are all countries:
•CHINA: Come Home I Need Affection
•ENGLAND: Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days
•FRANCE: Friendships Remain And Never Can End
•HOLLAND: Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
•INDIA: Indians Never Delay In Anything
•ITALY: I Trust And Love You
•NEPAL: Never Ever Part As Lovers
Yes, the republicans are going to take away a few places from the D-rats today. I did vote republican, but where I live is so liberal, that the D-rats are probably going to win. All these limousine liberals are driving me crazy. I have to move to a "red" state.
"(dedo Gosho galosho) returing his ill-gotten gains back to Bulgaria. Or was it DP?"
You have a very high opinion of both. Dedo ti Gosho is a fecking idiot whose only line is China, China, invest in China, like a broken record. I doubt that he has ever had an extra penny to invest, in Chiha or anywhere (tips from pizza deliveries don"t count)
Drugata babichka, DP, (ti si parvata babichka) is a more complex creature (if dedo Gosho is an amoeba, DP is a paramecium). However, she is not capable of any gains, good or ill-gotten. However, you have to give her credit for her sporadic glimpses of rudimentary mental activity that could be decyphered (not without difficulties) from her imbecilic postins