Drunk Bulgarian Driver
Smiles | November 26, 2009, ThursdayA Bulgarian traffic cop pulls over a drunk driver, and asks him to do a breath alcohol test.
“I can’t do that, officer. I have asthma, I may die.”
“Let’s do a blood test then.”
“I can’t do that, either. I am a diabetic, I may die.”
“Alright, alright, then why don’t you just walk in a straight line!”
“I can’t do that, either.”
“Why?!?”
“Because I am drunk.”
Tags: alcohol abuse, blood alcohol content, driver, drunk
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