Then the first line is short one syllable too. At least they agree?
I like it.
How do I deal with WW without a mean spirit? Same way I do every day.
WW and her friend are not witches
Every day yous guys sits there and bitches
While I try every day,
In my own funny way
To keep her dear coven in stitches
:):):) (didn't mean the line about yous guys sitt'n n bitch'n Again, I am a slave to the rhyme.
Of the PTEROdactylic school?
Go for it- bring it on, as long as it meets the criterion. Must pertain to the question at hand. For example,
There once was a girl from Plovdiv
You say she has nothing to give
She got up one day
And moved to Norway
So high on the hog she could live.
That sounds like you could have written it, eh? With the "high on the hog" reference? (Not my actual opinion, it just rhymed.)
Why don't you mix it up a bit and continue the continuous contention in iambic pentameter, or something? Better yet- write limericks. :):) Then you will have the mental challenge you seek and I will find it more entertaining. Come to think of it, I should have suggested limerick form to FIGMENT instead of asking him/her to remember the passion of youth.
Have a great evening,
Keep up the good work. I didn't mean to be critical either.
Now, if you'd said "Crazy Credit Crisis Crashes Croation Christmas" or something like that, THEN I'd laugh. The original headline did attract my attention, so I did read the story. Effective.
I don't think public funds should be used to pay for Christmas presents or parties anyway, but then again, it happens in the private sector, too.
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