Mobster on Holiday
2012-11-23 14:06:31

A Bulgarian mobster is planning a holiday trip. He goes to a travel agency and asks for offers for a nice voyage.

The lady says:

- We offer a special discount on safari trips.

The mobster asks:

- What is a safari?

She answers:

- You drive a jeep and shoot around.

All of a sudden the man gets furious:

- Hell no! I am not going to work in my days off!