Smiles

FOOLISH

In 1968 in small town in South of Poland a member of city council, angry with stupid decisions of city government said "A half of the city government is foolish".

Smiles | August 27, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 507

21, 21 ...

A little old lady was walking down the street, and she kept repeating, "21, 21."

Smiles | August 26, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 407

CONFESSION

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two 18 year old girls. Both of them.

Smiles | August 25, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 353

FATHER OF...

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

Smiles | August 24, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 482

YES OR NO...

Businessman was on a flight to Hong Kong once. The flight would be seven hours long, so he decided to get some shuteye.

Smiles | August 23, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 599

$500

This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in.

Smiles | August 22, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 427

MY BODY`S PAINING...

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.

Smiles | August 21, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 454

SMART & DUMB

Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

Smiles | August 20, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 401

ME AND MY BOSS

When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

Smiles | August 20, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 389

IT`S SO EASY TO LEARN SWIM OR RIDE...

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four.

Smiles | August 18, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 442

HE ASKED ME TO PLAY DOCTOR...

The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor."

Smiles | August 17, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 480

IS THIS HER FIRST CHILD?

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

Smiles | August 17, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 439

ANYTHING FOR YOUR WIFE, SIR?

"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied.

Smiles | August 16, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 416

PASS ME THE STEAK...

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".

Smiles | August 15, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 554

THE CONSULTANT AND THE SHEPHERD

A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Bay sunglasses and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and a

Smiles | August 13, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1890

BEGIN VACATION AS OF YESTERDAY…

A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

Smiles | August 13, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 489

IT`S YOUR PROBLEM...

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever.

Smiles | August 11, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 676

THE BIGGER FISH...

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish.

Smiles | August 11, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 665

WHO AKSED FOR CLEAN GLASS?

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea.

Smiles | August 9, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 523

YOU CAN CALL ME JOHN...

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked him.

Smiles | August 9, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 708

ON THE OTHER HAND...

The classified ad said, "Wanted: CEO needs a one armed consultant, with a social sciences degree and five years of experience."

Smiles | August 7, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 647
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