Smiles

DATE

A really good-looking girl was giving a man a manicure in the barber shop. "How about a date when you finish work?" he asked.

Smiles | October 29, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 336

MATHS

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

Smiles | October 29, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 334

INTEGRITY

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in.

Smiles | October 27, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 355

FAIRNESS

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read: 'BEST DEALS'

Smiles | October 26, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 344

ACCOMMODATION

A husband and wife check out from a hotel after one night stay. The man explodes when he sees that the bill is $350.

Smiles | October 25, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 477

HUG

A couple was having some trouble, so they went to a marriage counselor.

Smiles | October 24, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 568

STATE JOB

A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what`s in his old filing cabinet.

Smiles | October 23, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 566

911

A man frantically calls 911 and says: `help!!!...

Smiles | October 22, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 397

TERRIBLE

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.

Smiles | October 22, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 580

DILEMMA

A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services.

Smiles | October 20, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 521

WISHES

A secretary, an assistant, and a partner from a big law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

Smiles | October 19, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 529

TRAINEE

A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the cafe and shouted in the phone:

Smiles | October 18, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 379

RETURN

The Judge said to the defendant. `I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.

Smiles | October 17, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 325

GRADUATE

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT: `And what starting salary were you looking for?` The candidate said: `In the range of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.

Smiles | October 16, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 443

JEALOUSY

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him: `Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!`

Smiles | October 15, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 404

HONESTY

There was a middle aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

Smiles | October 14, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 651

FIVE

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."

Smiles | October 14, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 532

QUARREL

They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn`t been talking to each other.

Smiles | October 12, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 643

BILL

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

Smiles | October 11, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 408

LAWYER

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail.

Smiles | October 10, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 533

LIFE

`Do you believe in life after death?` the boss asked one of his employees.

Smiles | October 9, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 598
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