Smiles
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Smiles | February 3, 2002, Sunday // 00:00
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
Smiles | February 3, 2002, Sunday // 00:00
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A clever elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted, so she told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, an emerald bracelet, and a gold Rolex."
Smiles | February 1, 2002, Friday // 00:00
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As the foreman was inspecting the workmen on site, he was surprised to find one worker hanging from a rope in the middle of the room repeating,
"I'm a chandelier, I'm a chandelier.
Smiles | January 31, 2002, Thursday // 00:00
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Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring.
"There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs.
Smiles | January 30, 2002, Wednesday // 00:00
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A man and a woman drove along in silence -- the quiet part of a nasty argument.
Smiles | January 29, 2002, Tuesday // 00:00
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The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.
Smiles | January 28, 2002, Monday // 00:00
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A student meets a colleague after his first exam at the University.
“What happened?”
Smiles | January 27, 2002, Sunday // 00:00
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A trade company president complains to a colleague of his:
“Today’s traders are no good.
Smiles | January 26, 2002, Saturday // 00:00
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Tom’s wife came home and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."
Smiles | January 25, 2002, Friday // 00:00
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A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. He asked him, "What's the quickest way to York?"
Smiles | January 24, 2002, Thursday // 00:00
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Tom: Why did Peter eat his homework?
Mary: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Smiles | January 23, 2002, Wednesday // 00:00
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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
Smiles | January 22, 2002, Tuesday // 00:00
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed.
Smiles | January 22, 2002, Tuesday // 00:00
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A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.
Smiles | January 21, 2002, Monday // 00:00
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A passenger train is creeping along, painfully slow. Finally, it creaks to a complete halt.
Smiles | January 20, 2002, Sunday // 00:00
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Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, a recent college graduate trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.
One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got
Smiles | January 19, 2002, Saturday // 00:00
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Tom worked in a busy office where a computer going down caused quite an inconvenience.
Once one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded like a heart monitor.
Smiles | January 18, 2002, Friday // 00:00
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Applying for a job, a new lawyer was asked if paying back his law school tuition would be any special problem.
Smiles | January 17, 2002, Thursday // 00:00
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Judge: "And you still insist you're innocent, in spite of the fact that we have six witnesses to the crime?"
Offender: "If it's witnesses you want, I can produce seventy people who didn't see me steal the stuff!"
Smiles | January 16, 2002, Wednesday // 00:00
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On his first day of classes at a university, a student took a front row seat in a literature course.
The professor told them they would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide them with a list of authors from which they could cho
Smiles | January 15, 2002, Tuesday // 00:00
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