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A secretary, an assistant, and a partner from a big law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, `I usually only grant three wishes, so I`ll give each of you just one.`
`Me first! Me first!` says the secretary. `I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.` Poof! She`s gone.
`Me next! Me next!` says the assistant. `I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.`Poof! He`s gone.
`You`re next,` the Genie says to the partner.
The partner says, `I want those two back in the office right after lunch.`
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, `I usually only grant three wishes, so I`ll give each of you just one.`
`Me first! Me first!` says the secretary. `I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.` Poof! She`s gone.
`Me next! Me next!` says the assistant. `I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.`Poof! He`s gone.
`You`re next,` the Genie says to the partner.
The partner says, `I want those two back in the office right after lunch.`
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