Laurel and His Uncle
Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?'
Laurel: 'Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?'
Hardy: 'Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?'
Laurel: 'No. He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.'
Hardy: 'Was he building a house?'
Laurel: 'No, they were hanging him.'