I Can't Hear You, Teacher!
"How many are 8 times 9?" the teacher asks.
"I can't hear you, teacher!" Ivancho replies from the far end of the classroom.
"I asked you how many are 8 times 9!" the teacher then shouts.
"Really, Mr, I can hear nothing from where I am!"
"Ivancho, stop this already! Let's switch places so that you see I'll hear whatever you say."
They switch places.
"So teacher," Ivancho shouts, "How long have you been dating my mom?"
"Oh, really," the teacher says, shrugging, "I hardly hear him at all!"